Kate Middleton’s Slip of the Tongue

Thanks (in part) to Pippa’s pert Bum
The Royal ‘seat’s’ future looks far from glum
Although Kate’s more respected
She’s not yet perfected
The royal art of just ‘Keeping Mum’:

For when given a cute Teddy Bear
She couldn’t resist the urge to share
The sex of her baby
No if’s, buts or maybe!
“D” is for daughter…England’s latest heir

By Royal ‘seat’, one of course means the throne
Whether boy or girl, the nation won’t moan
Kate may now be a Mum
But in many years to come
Into a Queen, she will have grown

Kate Middleton – our future Queen
A more radiant Mum there has never been
But Kate could you please let us know
When you DO start to show
Boy or girl, cos the nation’s quite keen

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