A sample of a mother-in-law poem written for a client:- She touches me with kindness Which cannot be ignored: Like when we needed household things But sadly could not afford… It’s there for all to see Whoever wants to know But for those who cannot see themselves I’d further like to show -… Please enquire […]
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Happy Birthday Godson
Birthdays PoemsHey young Cayd MacGregor I’m your Godfather – yes I am There’s loads I’d like to say to you So much in, I’d like to cram The first time I laid eyes on you I thought right from the start “If ever you need me–I’ll be there” However far we’re apart But that daily job […]
Pat’s Birthday
Birthdays UncategorizedBirthdays are times to celebrate About what we have achieved The happy times we have enjoyed Even when tough times leave us aggrieved It’s these trials which check our spirit Which do put us to the test But when it comes to character It is YOU who’s shown the best Your dignity still shone throughout […]
A Bum Doctor’s Birthday
Birthdays UncategorizedWell here we are – it’s the BIG one Happy 60th birthday James Or JDR Rose as you’re better known (just one of your many names): With the roof down on your ragtop You come to work with sweptback hair Cutting a dash as your doppelganger The infamous Doc. Kildare But unlike your famous namesake […]
Happy birthday Danielle
BirthdaysHappy Birthday sweetheart No longer are you a girl ‘Though your eyes still have their cheeky glint And your hair, its girly curl But before we put good times to bed Before those gifts you do unwrap Let’s have an ode to the good ole days As your debauchery we recap Much time has passed […]
Dino & Karen’s Wedding Anniversay
Uncategorized WeddingA long time ago you were my boss My weekly schedule you arranged Now, years later, we are married Not a lot of that has changed I’d not have you any other way though: You are passionate, loving and vital At no time is this more evident Than when you’re strapping on a bridle For […]
Chris Huhne (ex-M.P.)
Poems PoliticalThings started nice, for Huhne and Pryce Despite not taking each other’s name Wife Vicky got spliced, not once but twice And so kept her old name the same The marriage had loud bells ringing But not church bells you’ll understand Alarm bells were far more like it A future disaster would be at hand […]
A Special Kind of Proposal
Poems WeddingAll my life I’ve searched for you Now my search is at an end I’ve found my one true sweetheart My one true loving friend When love first touched the two of us It was totally beyond our control And though we’re honest to one another Still each other’s heart we stole Now one more […]
Jonah and the Whale
Poems Rhyming Bible Stories UncategorizedHerein lays a moralistic tale About a fish (as big as a whale) And a prophet named Jonah Who deserted Jehovah, To run away, find a ship and set sail God had instead asked Jonah to teach; To go to Nineveh (a bad city) and preach But he didn’t want to do this And so […]
Grooms – Your Wedding Speech Looms
Poems Uncategorized WeddingA well-dressed man rises before his piers A piece of paper is read aloud An imminent verdict is awaited By the large expectant crowd His collar becomes much tighter Beads of sweat now spot his palm Another man stands beside him Firmly gripping the first man’s arm This other man has his orders He must […]